Post by Admin on May 22, 2014 15:49:11 GMT
I'm sure you are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy's "You just might be a redneck" lines. Well, you just might be living in Mexico if...
If you can’t remember the last time you waited for a train..
If you consider it normal to go to three different counters to pick out, pay for, then receive your merchandise…
If you commonly see men wearing Capri pants so tight you can strike a match on their ass..
If the fact that a moped is the family vehicle seems normal…
If a gecko shitting on your head no longer alarms you..
If you have ever waited while twenty seven coati mundis crossed the road…
If your everyday wardrobe consists of a bathing suit and a pair of flip flops…
If you have ever had to wait to get your prescription filled while the pharmacist finished Dee Jaying…
If you can go to a good doctor for 35 pesos…
If you have ever walked through the Chedraui and thought… “Hey, Where’s the octopus?”
If you have ever been going 100 kph uphill with a cement truck coming toward you and been passed by a double decker bus with crates of live chickens on top of it…
If you have ever been cut off by a moped…
If you have ever had to pay 5 pesos to pee…
If you have ever rushed into a bathroom, sat on the toilet, looked and seen toilet paper and thought, “I scored!”…
If a parking place is a really big deal…
If an entire family showering in the bar is normal…
If you have ever been to the supermarket and thought, “What in the hell is that?”
If there are dog in the bar…
If feeding an iguana from a restaurant table is normal…
If the first thing you can find to throw at a stray dog in your garbage can is a coconut…
If a dog has more seniority in the bar than you do…
If you have ever been laughed at by a couple of cops as you failed a sobriety test..
If you are driving drunk and the sight of red and blue flashing lights in your rear view mirror doesn’t even peak your interest..
If the biggest problem in your life is a nuisance monkey invading your palapa..
If you have ever filed an insurance claim that lists the cause of injury as “Concussion from falling coconut”…
If you have ever been offered a shot of tequila in a jewelry store…
If you have ever been offered a Cuban cigar, a massage, hair braids and some nose candy in the same block..
If Bob Marley “Redemption Song” is playing real loud in the produce department…
If your first solution to a problem is a palapa pole…
If you have thirty seven species of lizard living in your back yard…
If two men call pull up to a bar on a scooter and not get their asses kicked..
If a bat flying through your palapa doesn’t even catch your eye..
If you can’t remember the last time you waited for a train..
If you consider it normal to go to three different counters to pick out, pay for, then receive your merchandise…
If you commonly see men wearing Capri pants so tight you can strike a match on their ass..
If the fact that a moped is the family vehicle seems normal…
If a gecko shitting on your head no longer alarms you..
If you have ever waited while twenty seven coati mundis crossed the road…
If your everyday wardrobe consists of a bathing suit and a pair of flip flops…
If you have ever had to wait to get your prescription filled while the pharmacist finished Dee Jaying…
If you can go to a good doctor for 35 pesos…
If you have ever walked through the Chedraui and thought… “Hey, Where’s the octopus?”
If you have ever been going 100 kph uphill with a cement truck coming toward you and been passed by a double decker bus with crates of live chickens on top of it…
If you have ever been cut off by a moped…
If you have ever had to pay 5 pesos to pee…
If you have ever rushed into a bathroom, sat on the toilet, looked and seen toilet paper and thought, “I scored!”…
If a parking place is a really big deal…
If an entire family showering in the bar is normal…
If you have ever been to the supermarket and thought, “What in the hell is that?”
If there are dog in the bar…
If feeding an iguana from a restaurant table is normal…
If the first thing you can find to throw at a stray dog in your garbage can is a coconut…
If a dog has more seniority in the bar than you do…
If you have ever been laughed at by a couple of cops as you failed a sobriety test..
If you are driving drunk and the sight of red and blue flashing lights in your rear view mirror doesn’t even peak your interest..
If the biggest problem in your life is a nuisance monkey invading your palapa..
If you have ever filed an insurance claim that lists the cause of injury as “Concussion from falling coconut”…
If you have ever been offered a shot of tequila in a jewelry store…
If you have ever been offered a Cuban cigar, a massage, hair braids and some nose candy in the same block..
If Bob Marley “Redemption Song” is playing real loud in the produce department…
If your first solution to a problem is a palapa pole…
If you have thirty seven species of lizard living in your back yard…
If two men call pull up to a bar on a scooter and not get their asses kicked..
If a bat flying through your palapa doesn’t even catch your eye..