Post by Admin on Jun 11, 2014 2:24:21 GMT
A man owns a piano bar, but his piano player died. Business dropped to nothing so he put an ad in the paper.
Three people showed up, two college students and an old drunk.
The first student played and he was not impressed. He took his name and number then the second one played. He was worse than the first, still, he took his name and number and went back to his drink.
The drunk staggers up and says, "Ya gonna let me play or what?"
"Knock yourself out." the man says.
The drunk begins really rocking the house. Music he had never heard before. People are walking in off of the street and calling their friends, holding their cell phones up. He finished to a rounding applause.
The owner walks up and says, "That was incredible! I've never heard that tune before!"
"I wrote it!" the drunk said.
"You wrote that? What is the name of it?"
"Your tits are all saggy and your ass is huge!" the drunk replied.
The owner was taken aback, but said, "Do you have any other original pieces?"
"Hundreds." the drunk said.
Once again, he rocked the house, more people were streaming in. When he finished, the owner rushed up, "You wrote that?"
"I wrote it!" he replied.
"And what is the name of that one?"
"You are a cunt and you ruined my life."
The owner grimaced, but said, "I'll pay you $200.00 a night plus tips and your drinks are free. But please don't say the names of any of your songs."
That night, they had to turn people away at the door, the place was packed. After several hours, the drunk says, "I have to pee pee."
He staggers to the bathroom and returns, falling down, then getting back up. The crowd is laughing and one man shouts, "Hey, do you know your pants are unzipped and your dick is hanging out?"
"Know it? I wrote it!"
Three people showed up, two college students and an old drunk.
The first student played and he was not impressed. He took his name and number then the second one played. He was worse than the first, still, he took his name and number and went back to his drink.
The drunk staggers up and says, "Ya gonna let me play or what?"
"Knock yourself out." the man says.
The drunk begins really rocking the house. Music he had never heard before. People are walking in off of the street and calling their friends, holding their cell phones up. He finished to a rounding applause.
The owner walks up and says, "That was incredible! I've never heard that tune before!"
"I wrote it!" the drunk said.
"You wrote that? What is the name of it?"
"Your tits are all saggy and your ass is huge!" the drunk replied.
The owner was taken aback, but said, "Do you have any other original pieces?"
"Hundreds." the drunk said.
Once again, he rocked the house, more people were streaming in. When he finished, the owner rushed up, "You wrote that?"
"I wrote it!" he replied.
"And what is the name of that one?"
"You are a cunt and you ruined my life."
The owner grimaced, but said, "I'll pay you $200.00 a night plus tips and your drinks are free. But please don't say the names of any of your songs."
That night, they had to turn people away at the door, the place was packed. After several hours, the drunk says, "I have to pee pee."
He staggers to the bathroom and returns, falling down, then getting back up. The crowd is laughing and one man shouts, "Hey, do you know your pants are unzipped and your dick is hanging out?"
"Know it? I wrote it!"