Post by Admin on Jun 1, 2014 21:50:13 GMT
A man is trying to teach a woman to play golf. He puts the ball on the tee and she swings. The club flies out of her hands and 25 yards down the green. Handing her back her club, he says,
"You are holding the club to loose, tighten your grip a little."
This time, she ruts the ground up and doesn't even touch the ball. The man says,
"No, now you are holding it too tight. I know, hold this club just like you hold your husband's thing before you make love."
This time she swings and drives the ball 250 yards, straight down the middle of the fairway. The man says,
"That's great! Now take the club out of your mouth, let's see if you can putt.
"You are holding the club to loose, tighten your grip a little."
This time, she ruts the ground up and doesn't even touch the ball. The man says,
"No, now you are holding it too tight. I know, hold this club just like you hold your husband's thing before you make love."
This time she swings and drives the ball 250 yards, straight down the middle of the fairway. The man says,
"That's great! Now take the club out of your mouth, let's see if you can putt.